so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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