when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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