Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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