So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
there is glitter all over my balls
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