belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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