I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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