when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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