im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I believe in your delicious
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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