whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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