your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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