I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
