So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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