I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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