4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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