Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How does it feel to date your dad?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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