I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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