I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
