Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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