OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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