You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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