That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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