Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
God, I missed his penis.
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