Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Such a big mess for such a small penis
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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