I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
