Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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