I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
