Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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