The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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