I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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