Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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