I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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