how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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