why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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