Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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