your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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