did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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