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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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