I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You've changed since you got that strap on
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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