You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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