People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think I won the penis lottery.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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