I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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