And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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