so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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