i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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