me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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