So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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