That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Dick very happy bro
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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