At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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