There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Randomize
