so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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