One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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