Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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