You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Your topless pictures make me question reality
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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