found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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