you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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