You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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